Kimera Koffee is small batch coffee with functional ingredients mixed straight into the grounds. We have been roasting it since June 2015. It is real coffee, not a powder and not a mix, and you brew it exactly the way you already brew coffee. Each product has its own short ingredient list, printed right on the bag.
Samurai Creamer with Cacao, Collagen + Coconut (8oz)
Samurai Creamer with Cacao, Collagen + Coconut (8oz)
Cacao, collagen, coconut. No dairy.
- DESCRIPTION
- INGREDIENTS
- NUTRITION
The blade does not waver. Neither does the cup.
Discipline is small. It's a quiet pour. It's the same one tablespoon. It's the bottle you reach for every morning without thinking. That is the ritual.
Samurai Creamer. 100% raw cacao, collagen and coconut. A dairy-free creamer built on raw cacao, coconut milk and bovine collagen peptides, with 1000mg of L-Glutamine per serving. Smooth on the palate. Subtly sweet with no cane sugar. Never heavy. It lifts the cup without burying the bean, and it works in more than coffee.
What is actually in the bag
Three things lead this formula, and they are the three on the front of the bag.
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🍫 100% Raw Cacao - unroasted cacao, the least processed form of chocolate. The Olmecs were using it around 500 BC and it has not needed improving since.
- Naturally rich in cacao flavanols, a family of antioxidants*
- Supports mood and a smooth, natural lift*
- Deep chocolate flavor with no added sugar
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🧬 Collagen Peptides (Bovine) - the protein that makes up connective tissue, in a form that dissolves clean into a hot cup.
- Supports healthy skin, hair and nails*
- Supports joints and connective tissue*
- Adds protein to your morning cup
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🥥 Coconut Milk - the dairy-free base, and where the body and the mouthfeel come from.
- Creamy texture with zero dairy
- Natural fats for steady, satisfying energy*
- Easy on the stomach for dairy-sensitive drinkers
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⚡ L-Glutamine - the most abundant amino acid in the body, 1000mg in every serving.
- Supports gut health and the intestinal lining*
- Supports muscle recovery after training*
- Supports mental clarity through the day*
Full ingredient list: Collagen Peptides (Bovine), Raw Cacao, Coconut Milk, Stevia Extract, <1% Tapioca Maltodextrin, <1% Acai Fiber, Acacia Fiber, L-Glutamine.
Allergen information: Contains tree nuts (coconut).
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
How it is built
✅ Non-dairy
✅ Keto friendly
✅ Paleo
✅ Non-GMO
✅ Gluten free
✅ Sweetened with stevia, no cane sugar
Please note this is not a vegan product. The collagen peptides are bovine.
Who pours this
Drinkers avoiding dairy who still want body in the cup
Anyone running keto or paleo who has to read every label
Fans of Kimera coffee who want a creamer built by the same people
Drinkers who want one creamer that works with any blend
How to deploy
Add 1 to 2 tablespoons to hot coffee. Froth, blend, or stir to taste. It is not only for coffee either. Drop it into a smoothie, oatmeal, or anything that would be better with raw cacao in it.
Size: 8oz (1/2 lb), 38 servings
Serving: 1 tablespoon (6g)
Type: Dairy-free cacao, collagen and coconut creamer
Same pour. Every morning. The blade does not waver.
| Serving Size 1 Tbsp (6g) | |
| Servings Per Container: 38 | |
| Amount Per Serving | % Daily Value* |
| Calories 30 | Calories from Fat 6 |
| Total Fat 3g | 0% |
| Saturated Fat 2g | 0% |
| Trans Fat 0g | |
| Cholesterol 0mg | 0% |
| Sodium 51mg | 0% |
| Potassium 87mg | 2% |
| Magnesium 34mg | 9% |
| Total Carbohydrate 3g | 1% |
| Dietary Fiber 2g | 20% |
| Sugars 2g | |
| Vitamin A 0% | Vitamin C 0% |
| Calcium 8% | Iron 8% |
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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What is Kimera Koffee?
Ingredients
Printed on the front
Batch
Small batch
Roasting since
2015
Guarantee
Money back, no questions
Why thousands of people start their day with Kimera Koffee
SINCE 2015
BECOME THE LEGEND
11 years hand-roasting in small batches — no shortcuts, no fillers, no fake reviews. Just fuel for people who show up before sunrise and refuse to quit.
Every order ships fresh. If it's not the best cup you've had, we'll refund it. No questions asked.
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What makes it Kimera
THE WHOLE LIST, ON THE FRONT
- Every ingredient named on the bag
- No proprietary blend
- Nothing hidden behind a trademark
- What you read is what you brew
Most of this aisle writes two words on the front of the bag: proprietary blend. We write all of them. If you can pronounce it, it is on there. If you cannot, it is still on there.
MIXED INTO THE GROUNDS
- Not a powder you stir in
- Not a capsule on the side
- Not sprayed on after roasting
- One scoop, one cup, done
The formula goes into the grounds before the bag is sealed. You brew it the way you already brew coffee. Drip, press, pour over, pod. Nothing new to learn and nothing extra to buy.
SMALL BATCH SINCE 2015
- Three friends, one roast profile
- Independent, never acquired
- Eleven years, same standard
- Still argued over every batch
Three friends from the Dominican Republic started this in 2015 and brought it stateside. Every brand around us that got bought got quieter. We are still here.
REAL COFFEE FIRST
- High altitude beans
- Origins named on every bag
- No flavoring, no filler, no sugar
- Black: zero calories, zero sugar, zero carbs
The formula does not fix bad coffee, so we start with good coffee. Peru, Colombia, Guatemala, Costa Rica, Ethiopia, Brazil and Honduras. The origin is printed on the bag alongside everything else.
US VS. THEM
Others
Full ingredient list on the bag
Small batch roasted
No proprietary blend
Good on empty stomach
Supports fasted state
Coffee Crash?
Every Kimera product prints its full ingredient list on the front of the bag.
Original Blend runs five ingredients. Focus runs two. Endurance and Power each run their own. Every list is short, and every list is on the bag.
Faq's
WHAT IS KIMERA KOFFEE?
WILL KIMERA KOFFEE GIVE ME JITTERS OR A CRASH?
That is the problem this was built around. Our coffees pair caffeine with ingredients like L-Theanine rather than piling on more stimulants. No synthetic caffeine, no sugar, no fillers. Shaky by 10am and flat by 2pm is the part that changes first.
WHAT IS ACTUALLY IN KIMERA KOFFEE?
Every product prints its full ingredient list on the bag, and every list is short. Original Blend and its pods run five: coffee, Alpha GPC, Taurine, L-Theanine and DMAE. Focus Blend and its pods run two: coffee and L-Theanine. Endurance and Power each have their own formula. Samurai Creamer is built on raw cacao, coconut milk and bovine collagen, which makes it dairy free but not vegan. Check the ingredients tab on any product for that item's exact list.
HOW MUCH CAFFEINE IS IN KIMERA KOFFEE?
No synthetic caffeine is added, so what you get depends entirely on how you brew it. Espresso runs 30 to 50mg per shot. French press, 80 to 100mg per cup. Pour over or drip, 60 to 100mg per 8oz cup. Cold brew, about 149mg per 120ml. Pods brew like a standard cup. Samurai Creamer has no caffeine at all.
HOW LONG HAS KIMERA KOFFEE BEEN AROUND?
We launched on June 23, 2015 and have been roasting in small batches ever since. Same process, same standards, eleven years in. Not a brand that appeared last quarter with a white label bag and a new logo.
WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE IT?
Then you get your money back. No forms, no hoops, no restocking fee. Write to us and we make it right. We would rather lose the order than have you keep drinking something you do not enjoy.
Why kimera koffee?
Everything in one bag
No need to buy four things separately and mix them yourself.
No jitters, No crash!
You won’t experience any unpleasant jitters, anxiety or crash.
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